The Best Part Of Waking Up

You only have one life, don’t spend it having lame sex.

— Me

This is the first post on my new blog. I’m just getting this new blog going, so stay tuned for more. Subscribe below to get notified when I post new updates. It’s not your average everyday blog, so if you’re easily offended or you like lame sex then this isn’t the blog for you.

The Fleshlight

The Pink Lady

The adult sex toy market is flooded with gadgets, the majority are aimed towards females but their are some for men. I think one of the popular ones is the Fleshlight. For those of you who aren’t familiar, basically its a long cylinder with a silicon sleeve inside. It has interchangeable sleeves. The classic has vagina lips on the tip. The inside is rigid and when filled with lube it kinda feels like pussy, but then again if you aren’t getting any I’m sure you’ll have fun with it. My lady bought one for me to add some fun in the bedroom. I’ve watched tv while she’s jerked me off with it, she’s ridden my face while she’s done it and I’ve even driven down the freeway with her jerking me off with it. The pros are, you can cum inside and it doesn’t come running out, it’s easy to clean and they have a variety of body part selves. The cons are, if you don’t have anyone to do it your basically jerking yourself off with a tube of pussy lol. You could always hold it and just fuck it so you don’t have to jerk yourself. Either way its a pretty cool toy to add to a relationship or if you just need to get yourself off and don’t want to use your hand.

Weed and Sex

The perfect combination for amazing orgasms. I had heard from a couple of females that sex was better when they were high. I never really paid attention until I got to finally experience what they were talking about. The pros for me are I get hard like I took a viagra and I’m able to cum multiple times without having to wait a while to recharge. The only con is that it takes a long time for me to cum the first time, but when I do it has to be one of the best feelings. It’s hard to explain but my dick feels more sensitive and the more I thrust or the faster she rides the better it feels. Just make sure you don’t get high out of your mind and get flop dick. Another pro is that the women get supper sensitive also so be sure to suck on their nipples and giving them a nice tongue fucking before you give them the dick.